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Hotel Hartness

We’re back home, trading in VIP status for ZERO status. Nanny has traded in her lined robe for slippers that look like they belong in a supply closet on the end of a floor mop.

Our Staycation was everything we hoped it would be. This was my first time at the hotel. I’ll share all the details in our Greenville story, but here’s a handful of pics…

The Outside Property

Farm to table 🐓

Hotel Lobby

Spa H

Model Home

Poolside Photo Shoot

This guacamole was some of the best I’ve had! All of the menu items come in these cute wooden boxes.

The Lobster Roll was SO good

Cassie ordered the Smash Burger. Had I not eaten a burger the night before, that would have been my pick. I was a little envious. Cassie gave it five stars!

The prices were reasonable. My roll had a TON of lobster meat and was only $24!

COLD water. 🥶 Hence, why we hired Cassie to be our model – my butt ain’t jumpin’ into a pool till around the end of June! Also, my butt ain’t model material 🫣🤣

Our Room

A SWEET welcome!
Favorite spot 🤩
Pool view from our balcony

The Patterson

I had a beautiful dinner… ALONE (probably contributed to why it was so beautiful). One of the hotel employees told me to order the grouper, so I did. The dish was called Grouper + Grits. Thankfully I listened because WOW! Not only was there fish, but probably 7 or 8 shrimp too!

Saturday morning, we enjoyed the hotel’s complimentary breakfast before I headed to the spa for my facial.

When I walked in, the lady said, “first, we’ll evaluate your skin…” I could have saved her the time and effort. It’s. Not. Good. She went on to ask if I felt stressed at all. Hmmm. We were only together for fifty minutes, so I just said, “maybe a little!” What I wanted to tell her was, NO amount of oil and/oxygen could eliminate the kind of stress my face feels. 😅

Having said that, I thoroughly enjoyed the treatment!

I hope everyone is having a restful day off! It’s 1:22 pm and I’m still in my pajamas, so I’m calling that a WIN!

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